even felt a little compassion. But Count
Hogginarmo,dj headphones, seated by His Majesty, roared out ‘Hurray! Now for
it,usb pen drives! Soo-soo-soo!’ that nobleman being uncommonly angry still
at Rosalba’s refusal of him.
But O strange event! O remarkable circumstance! O
extraordinary coincidence, which I am sure none of you could BY
ANY POSSIBILITY have divined! When the lions came to Rosalba,
instead of devouring her with their great teeth, it was with
kisses they gobbled her up! They licked her pretty feet, they
nuzzled their noses in her lap, they moo’d, they seemed to say,
‘Dear, dear sister don’t you recollect your brothers in the
forest?’ And she put her pretty white arms round their tawny
necks, and kissed them.
King Padella was immensely astonished. The Count Hogginarmo
was extremely disgusted. ‘Pooh!’ the Count cried. ‘Gammon!’
exclaimed his Lordship.’ These lions are tame beasts come from
Wombwell’s or Astley’s. It is a shame to put people off in
this way. I believe they are little boys dressed up in
door-mats. They are no lions at all.’
‘Ha!’ said the King, ‘you dare to say “gammon” to your
Sovereign, do you? These lions are no lions at all, aren’t
they? Ho! my beef-eaters! Ho! my bodyguard! Take this Count
Hogginarmo and fling him into the circus! Give him a sword and
buckler, let him keep his armour on, and his weather-eye out,
and fight these lions.’
The haughty Hogginarmo laid down his opera-glass, and looked
scowling round at the King and his attendants. ‘Touch me not,
dogs!’ he said, ‘or by St. Nicholas the Elder, I will gore you!
Your Majesty thinks Hogginarmo is afraid? No, not of a hundred
thousand lions! Follow me down into the circus, King Padella,
and match thyself against one of yon brutes. Thou darest not.
Let them both come on, then!’ And opening a grating of the
box, he jumped lightly down into the circus.
WURRA WURRA WURRA WUR-AW-AW-AW!!!
In about two minutes
The Count Hogginarmo was
GOBBLED UP
by
those lions,
bones,custom usb, boots, and all,
and
There was an
End of him.
At this, the King said, ‘Serve him right, the rebellious
ruffian! And now, as those lions won’t eat that young woman–’
‘Let her off!–let her off!’ cried the crowd.
‘NO! ‘ roared the King. ‘Let the beef-eaters go down and chop
her into small pieces. If the lions defend her, let the
archers shoot them to death. That hussy shall die in
tortures